My friend, Tim Langley at YouBlether.com, floored me this morning when he sent this caricature of me over Skype this morning! What an awesome job! The inside joke on this is that I rarely ever wear a tie, it takes someone usually either dying or getting married for me to put on a tie. My business partners are the exact same way, I’ve only seen them wear a tie one time, and that was at my wedding 6 years ago!!! This is going to be a lot of fun to play with! Thanks Tim!!

New Caricature! What do you think?
Apple Whois Information
I saw a tweet today talking about why Apple’s website was down. Someone checked their whois and this is what was found:
Domain names in the .com and .net domains can now be registered with many different competing registrars. Go to http://www.internic.net for detailed information.
APPLE.COM.WWW.BEYONDWHOIS.COM
APPLE.COM.WAS.PWNED.BY.M1CROSOFT.COM
APPLE.COM.MORE.INFO.AT.WWW.BEYONDWHOIS.COM
APPLE.COM.IS.OWN3D.BY.NAKEDJER.COM
APPLE.COM.IS.0WN3D.BY.GULLI.COM
APPLE.COM.BEYONDWHOIS.COM
APPLE.COM.AT.WWW.BEYONDWHOIS.COM
APPLE.COM
Best hack ever??
The Toadsuck Toe Sucker!
Hide your kids,
Hide your wife,
Hide your husbands,
because they are sucking everybody’s toes up in here!
I would be remiss if I let every media publication in the country, from Gawker to the Daily Show, weigh-in on this whacky story originating from right here in my hometown, Conway, Arkansas. What’s the story you ask? Well, let’s just say we have a 50yr old pot-bellied male that’s reportedly running around town and sucking on women’s toes. Yep, this guy is seriously running around sucking on women’s toes and everyone that I have talked to around town about this has a bad case of the giggles.
Now, before I go any further, I should state for the record that I am opposed to toe sucking, and I do think it’s probably one of the craziest fetishes I have ever heard about, but to each their own. I heard on the news the other night where it’s not even a felony, it’s just a misdemeanor. So I guess if this guy is caught in the act, with a mouthful of big toe, he could just get a ticket and told to go on his merry way. Also, before any of you get upset with me for making light of this heinous crime where there are obvious victims, let me say that I have sympathy for each of the women who were victimized by this guy. Furthermore, I hope the Conway Police Department makes an arrest on the guy if for no other reason than I want to be able to wear open toe shoes again.

The fact that a Google Image Search turned up this photo rather quickly, along with several that shocked even me, tells me that this whole toe sucking thing probably goes on a lot more than we realize...
The whole chain of events started this week when 3 women reported to the Conway Police Department that they had been approached by this man, who is reportedly either Asian or Hispanic (how does a guy suck on your toes and you not figure out his nationality?) who tells them they have pretty feet and then asks if he can suck their toes. In fact, I have heard from a couple of different sources that he convinced the elderly lady to go along w/ his plan and he loved on her piglets for close to half an hour before he stopped and asked her if he could kiss her, in which she then told him no and that he was weird (apparently being kissed is where she drew the line?). Several media outlets from Central Arkansas immediately reported the story, here’s our hometown newspaper’s initial report of the story…
Well, you would think that having his deviant actions exposed to the world and on every evening newscast in the state that it would deter him, or at lease pressure him into slowing down or moving on to another town right? Nope, he went right back to the same shopping center that he visited previously in search of more toes. This time the police have a pretty good description of the guy as well as the make and model of his pickup truck. The shocking thing about this story though is that this isn’t the first time Conway has had a toe sucking problem, here’s a story from the archives where a man from Conway was arrested in Fayetteville, back then they nicknamed him the “Toe Suck Fairy”, everyone in town is wondering if it’s not the exact same guy. I guess time will tell on this. I will try to keep you guys that are out of state updated on this case via my Twitter and Facebook streams, as well as here on my blog.
Random Thought: Can you imagine walking up onto something like that? A wacky dude mugging down on some elderly woman’s hammer toes?
Now, keep in mind that this is not even the craziest story to come out of Central Arkansas this month, not by a longshot. Something a little more tragic happened this month, something I have refrained from blogging about, but it’s also so bizarre that it’s hard to walk away from. In Maumelle recently a dead guy wearing a dog collar was found in the bathtub with a local television weatherman. According to the homeowner, the two had reportedly been doing coke the night before. All I can say is that must have been some pretty crazy cocaine…
If anything else whacky happens this month I will be sure to point them out, but I just can’t imagine anything topping these two tales. I do have a question though, has anyone seen Dwight David Honeycutt lately??
What are your thoughts about The Toadsuck Toe Sucker?
News Reporter Catches Duck While Fishing
My partner sent me this video the other day and I thought it was worth sharing. I think that it’s sort of a glimpse into what it’s like to work w/ me on a daily basis. You never know what’s going to happen. Some of you might not find this too surprising but I have actually caught a swan before while fishing… #irony
28 Illegals Crash a Van
I know we have a serious problem w/ immigration in our country and the plight of these people looking for a better way of life is a sad topic, but this video is worth checking out. It’s a van carrying 28 supposed illegal immigrants that flips on the highway in Arizona. Amazing!
The Best of Weinergate
In case you are not familiar w/ Anthony Weiner, here’s a link to his Wikipedia page. In short, he’s the U.S. Representative from the 9th District of New York, and one heck of a bulldog politician from what I have seen of him during his career. Well, Weiner has been “in hot water” lately because he has an interesting hobby. While a lot of us enjoy things like Reading, Fishing, or Cooking, Representative Weiner prefers to snap lewd photos of himself and send them to his female friends via social media. I guess we should consider it a hobby, hopefully it’s not some sort of perverted obsession or something like that, that’s not my call to make, to each their own…
When this story first broke I immediately knew what had happened, he had sent a TwitPic via private message to a follower and didn’t realize that while his tweet was private, his twitpic was just sitting out there on the web for the world to see. Okay, rookie mistake, I took a few minutes to appreciate the irony of the fact that his name was Weiner and it was a photo of his Weiner that got him into trouble. Funny, I dare you not to laugh. Well, as days went on he adamantly denied sending the photo and said that his account was hacked and that’s how the photo got out there. I really wanted to believe this guy but in the back of my mind I knew he had probably sent the pic. I was working late one evening and saw an interview that Weiner did w/ Wolf Blitzer on CNN where when asked if the photo was of him, he had the most evasive answer I have ever seen in my life. hmmmm…
A few days later, CNN was on in my office and I watched what was probably the most horrific press conference I have ever seen in my life, this thing was a PR nightmare and the longer it went on, the harder it was to watch, of course I couldn’t turn away, just like when you see an auto accident or anything else traumatic, it draws you in. As this press conference went on Weiner admitted that he had sent the picture to the girl and yes, that was his pants tater in the photo. If I were consulting the guy, I would have tackled him to get off the stage following his public admission and apology but no, he continued on for what seemed like an eternity taking questions from reporters about the whole “weinergate” scandal and each time he answered the entire story started getting more and more bizarre. Apparently there were other women he sent pics too, and apparently there are other pics… I started asking myself if others took photos of themselves and sent them to their wives or girlfriends, was I an oddball because I had never used that approach to women before? And, most importantly, does that approach work?
Weiner is a hard nosed Democrat who has always attracted a lot of heat from the conservative bloggers because honestly, he doesn’t give an inch when negotiating w/ conservatives and can at times be a little hard to get a long with from across the aisle. Well, long story short, a conservative blogger showed up a few minutes before Weiners press conference and got behind the podium and took questions from the press about his involvement in the scandal. We then learned that the photo of Weiner that we had all seen on the news wasn’t the only photo of Weiner out there, and apparently this guy was carrying around these photos on his phone. I stopped and thought to myself, what kind of dude carries around photos of another guys package on his phone? Lol, I am just glad I am not a political blogger and have these things to worry about. I have friends who let their kids play w/ their phones, can you imagine the dangers that would pose? Dad, what’s this?? LOL
Well, this blogger, I think his name is Anthony Breitbart, was asked to be on some XM radio show where he pulled the photo up on his phone and passed it around to the radio jocks to let them see this photo because there’s no harm in the photo going public right? After all it’s radio. Right, Radio that just so happens to be streamed online to millions of people watching the show from their home computers. You guessed it, a still frame from the radio show made it’s way to the twitterverse faster than ants crawling on a snow cone. It wasn’t before long we were all exposed to Rep. Weiner’s Weiner… Joy.
Not long after the second photo was public, and trust me, it was one of those “in your face” type shots that just makes you giggle, the popular website TMZ posted some additional photos of Weiner sitting topless at his computer and then a few more followed where he was posing in the congressional locker room wearing only a towl and a smile. In one of the photos he appears to be grabbing his manhood, it’s just too embarrassing to describe so here’s the link, check them out for yourself.
You have to give it to this guy, he is devoted to his photography hobby! I bet I have seen 20 or so photos of this guy taking pictures of himself. I mean seriously, who has that kind of time? It wasn’t long after this scandal started that a few of my friends started sending me text messages w/ photos of their crotches, none of them naked (thank goodness, it’d be funny but highly innapropriate at the dinner table, or during a meeting. Come to think about it, there’s not really ever a good time to get photos like that from your friends, haha.).
Well, today, facing much pressure from his own party, he resigned. This guy was so popular w/ his friends in the 9th district of New York that he still has 4 million dollars in his re-election account just sitting there. It’s all kind of sad when you think about it, oh and get this, his wife just found out she’s pregnant. I’m not sure anyone from the press has scored an interview w/ her yet, if they have I haven’t seen it. Ironically, she works for Hillary Clinton and get this, Bill Clinton actually married Representative Weiner and his wife. Everywhere you turn and this political controversy is ironic and hilarious.
My favorite part about this scandal has been watching respected reporters on television like Wolf Blitzer have to say things like “It doesn’t surprise me that pressure has been mounting for Weiner” while keeping a straight face, and respected news outlets printing headlines like, ‘It’s Time for Weiner to Pull Out!”, you just can’t make this stuff up. Seeing as how we might not have another political controversy like this one again for quite sometime I figured I would do this post and include some of my favorite links, headlines, and of course screengrabs from the past few weeks so we could look back on them and laugh…
- Rep. Weiner — YES, The Penis Bulge Is Mine
- Weiner — The One-Eyed Machine That Did Him In
- Anthony Weiner’s Wife — I’m So Blue
- Weiner Told Porn Star to Lie, Offered PR Help
Just click on the links below to view the larger image…
Television Screengrabs:
Awesome Headlines:
Websites / Media Reports:
These are just a few that I have collected from around the web, I know there are thousands. Please feel free to comment below w/ links to your favorite Weinergate scandal headlines or photos. While it appears this scandal is going to die down soon, maybe in some small way we can keep this thing going on for a little longer… (no pun intended)
Bogey’s Newest Trick
This past week our Pug puppy, Bogey, got neutered, had hernia repaired, and had eye surgery. We ended up having to leave him overnight for observation following the eye surgery, needless to say this dog has cost me an arm and a leg already and he’s not 5 months old. I do have to admit though, I am getting pretty attached to the little guy as he wanders around our house w/ his lampshade over his head and a sad, pathetic look on his face.
Well, a few days after the surgery he walked into my office, while I was in a meeting, and sat down on the floor and began doing this (see video below). It only took a few seconds for us to quickly figure out what was going on. See for yourself…
Pug Cant Stop Playing w/ Himself… – Watch more Funny Videos
What a Crazy Week!!!
I woke up this Monday morning around 4:15 when I heard a loud pop outside my office window, just a few seconds later a loud clap of thunder seemed to shake our entire home. Dazed by what had just happened I almost jumped out of my skin when the loud surge detection monitors that my entire office equipment was wired into started screaming. It didn’t take me but a second to realize that my electricity was completely out in my office so I decided to go checkout the rest of the house. When I got to the Kitchen I noticed that all of the appliances were off and the breaker outlets they were all plugged into had been tripped and blinking red, something I had never seen before.
It was about this point that I realized that our home had taken a direct hit from lightning so I ran outside and did a perimeter inspection at 5am in my pajamas to make sure nothing was burning anywhere. Fortunately I didn’t see any fires or gigantic holes in my roof so I headed back inside to check my breaker box. I noticed that several breakers had been thrown so I reset them and headed back into our kitchen only to find that the wall sockets that our appliances were plugged into had thrown themselves again for some reason so I went around and reset all of our electrical outlets and returned to my office to access the situation, and you guessed it, a vast majority of my equipment got nailed..
In the photo above you can see my development and testing environment that consists of three separate machines, a development machine (DEV-001), a testing environment (DEV-002), and a rules driven machine (DEV-003). Upon further inspection I determined that all three of these machines components were fried, from the mainboard all the way to the hard drive, sizzled, toast…
Frustrated and freaking out by all of the chaos that had fallen into my lap to kick start the week I decided to break for 15 minutes to take our puppy to the vet to have a routine neutering procedure taken care of. The idea was that we would pick him up later that afternoon and we could return home. Well, long story short, the vet called and informed us that our puppy needed not only to have the procedure that we came in with but he also needed immediate eye surgery to repair damage that we had noticed gradually worsening the past 2 days. In addition he also had an umbilical hernia that needed to be repaired as well. We authorized him to perform all of these procedures and then I focus on the process of getting my systems back online. After a few phone calls to my Insurance provider I was able to get my claim in the system and start on reconstructing my systems. As we went through and tested everything it didn’t take long to realize that most everything was going to have to be replaced so we took out pen and paper (because there is nothing in the house to type on) and started listing replacement components. Once I had everything listed that needed to be replaced I set out to pick up everything I could. Finally we returned home looking like we had robbed Egghead and got to work. ![]()
In addition to my office equipment we had several other pieces ruined from the surge, but I wasn’t crying about any of them near as bad as I have been my systems.
Five Things I Learned This Week:
- If you have a home office, make sure your homeowners policy doesn’t have a cap on it to just pay a certain amount in the event your business equipment is lost or stolen.
- When hurriedly running around to replace your damaged property, be sure to hang onto any receipts / paperwork that you get, the Insurance people will want you to fish those out of the garbage, scan them, or email copies to them. Ironically if you don’t have a system online to email or send a fax with, you need to develop a plan for accomplishing this quickly.
- Backups of Everything! Fortunately I had my entire system backed up to a cloud storage solution that my partners and I offer through Pleth. I immediately logged into my account w/ my iPhone and realized that all of my data, and my clients data was safe and sound. I can’t imagine life had things been different.
- Pugs can’t swim.
- Pugs should wear helmets and flotation devices at all times.
Okay, shifting gears, we called the vet to see how Bogey did and they said he did great but that he would need to spend the night there and that we could pick him up the following morning. No problem, I got back to work and managed to get two systems somewhat functional. And as for the dog, we picked him up yesterday afternoon, he had one leg shaved, stitches in his tummy and his privates, one of those lampshade things on his head, and one eye sewn shut so he couldn’t bother it while it heals. Taking in everything this poor puppy had been through the day before and seeing the pathetic look on his face I quickly realized that my problems could have been a lot worse, and at least I still have my reproductive organs intact…
I should also add that just 2 weekends ago I had to fish this same puppy out of a swimming pool that he accidentally backed off into by accident. It was 40 degrees! Life is an adventure to say the least!
Bogey Loves Green Cart Deli
Thanks to Lance Corder for snapping this awesome shot of Bogey at Simon Park while we were all waiting on the Green Cart Deli to open last Saturday.
Green Cart Deli Hot Dogs FTW!!
One thing that I always like to point out on my blog are cool brands or businesses that I run across who are using social media to grow their business and to communicate with their base. I didn’t have to look very far to find the topic for this post, instead I ran across this guy right here in Conway by way of recommendations from my friends on Twitter!
Brad Kossover who owns and operates Green Cart Deli makes the absolute best hot dog that I have ever eaten, but aside from that, he has an awesome business. In a nutshell he has the first “green” hot dog cart that I have ever seen. By green, I mean that his entire cart is solar powered and even the paper products he uses are recyclable, biodegradable, and compostable. You can read an interesting article about Brad’s cart on the Log Cabin Democrat website. One other thing that makes Green Cart Deli really cool in my opinion is the fact that he uses Facebook and Twitter (in addition to his website) to let his growing number of Central Arkansas fans know where he will be located each day so they can track him down for their hot dog. You can find his twitter page and his facebook page to be pretty two way considering he has a full time job managing the cart everyday!
If you are ever in Conway, Arkansas and don’t have lunch plans, I highly recommend you track Brad down, he’s also a really nice guy to talk to. I am a purist when it comes to hot dogs so I mostly get a plain dog w/ mustard and celery salt, but if you are brave you should check out something from the menu. Steven Trotter, was in town this weekend and he had the Chicago Dog and raved about it.

















