No Hineys on the Highway!

Let me preface this post by saying that those who know me know my heart as well as my personality.  I am pretty much a straight shooter and can be somewhat outspoken on issues that I feel strongly about, this happens to be one of them.  Now, I will be the first to admit that I am a lot closer to being John Belushi’s long lost brother than an activist of any sort, so the idea of me standing on a roadside protesting anything is somewhat far-fetched, but for an instance I sure gave the hiney’s on the highway operation some serious consideration.

What started off as my own personal crusade against Westboro Baptist Church and their sickening message of hate and misrepresentation of Christianity grew beyond my wildest expectations.  Before I knew it I had DM’s on Twitter and national press coverage from many reputable publications.  But after careful consideration and input from several people within community and beyond I have decided that dignifying Westboro with my presence would just be putting myself on their level, so this evening I called the event off.  Apparently at some point they (Westboro) tracked me down as the sole originator of this Animal House-ish endeavor, so I have high hopes they read this post, and my parting message for them…

Everyone is ignoring you…

Operation Hiney on the Highway

Okay, so I saw on a friends Facebook wall this morning that the folks from Westboro Baptist Church are planning on protesting outside the Midland School District near Pleasant Plains, Arkansas on November 10th in response to the whole Clint McCance school board member thing.  Well, this started the wheels to spinning in my head, and here’s what I have come up with.  On my Facebook Wall I posed the idea to my friends that we should organize a mass mooning to welcome the Westboro Baptist people to Arkansas.  I was amazed at how quickly people took to the idea so here’s the next step.  If you are interested in being a part of this operation “Hiney on the Highway” please drop a comment below and let me know.  We can probably arrange for carpooling so we can get the most people there to have an impact.

In case your not familiar w/ Westboro Baptist Church, they are the radical group that protests soldiers funerals around the country. While I agree they have the right to free speech and all of that, it sure does make me sick to think these people stoop as low as they do, and what makes it really gross is how they do it all in God’s name.  I have often been outraged by these people protesting events around the country but have never really had any idea how I would respond if I encountered them in person.  The idea of paintball guns has entered my mind more than once but honestly that would just be putting myself on their level of intelligence, so I came up with something today that I think just might offend them as much as they offend me, and that’s showing them exactly what I think of them. There is no better way to do this in my opinion than by mooning them.  If these signs outrage you here’s your call to action.

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  • Update 11/08: I have to give my fried Jamie credit for possibly summing up our entire mission in one single tweet / quote from arguably one of the best movies of all time! Well played.
  • Update 11/04: Operation Hiney on the Highway now has a Facebook Group setup, click here to join.  You can also follow @hineysforhope on Twitter…
  • Update 11/05: Since there is a possibility that children will be present, and to escape the possibility of indecent exposure charges, we have decided to wear brightly colored boxers w/ messages printed on them, mine will have Matthew 7:1 – Judge Not, that ye not be Judged printed on them. This doesn’t mean we are backing down, we just don’t want to run the risk of the group being arrested, therefore leaving them (westboro) there alone to spew their message of hate.

Leave a comment below to let me know what you think of this campaign, and also if you are interested in attending “Operation Hiney on the Highway”.  This should be a blast…

COCOCAST Episode 5

Last week I was invited by my good friends Dan Decker and Arlton Lowry to be a guest on their weekly show, the Cococast. The topics we covered on the show were all pretty much related to Apple and their recent consumer event.  Doing this show was a blast and the guys kept me rolling (as usual).

BP Spills Coffee

This video has been circulating on Twitter this morning.  While I don’t think what has happened in the Gulf of Mexico is funny, this video accurately points out how well BP is handling the situation.

This is sooooo true…

Funny Church Sign

LOL, this kind of cracked me up this morning when I saw this article on CNN this morning…

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The Starbucks Church

Rick Bezett shared this on Twitter this morning and I couldn’t stop laughing when I watched.  The video is actually a parable asking what if Starbucks marketed like the Church?  It’s actually a pretty deep topic if you think about it.  The funniest part of the video, some dude yells out “Javalooooya” and when the couple tells the barista that they are new, he points them out to everyone. ha.  Good stuff…

The video actually makes a very good point if you think about it.

Winter Doom 2010 – Frosty the Spiderman

We finally got enough snow in Conway to build a snowman today.  My next door neighbor Calvin Hill and I, (along w/ his kids and a few other folks that decided to stop by and pitch in) build without a doubt the coolest snowman in Central Arkansas today!  Meet Frosty the Spiderman…

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The entire photo gallery from the day is already online at Picasa or you can view them here…  You can tell by Frosty’s hair that he still has a warm place in his heart for 80’s hair bands…

Zebra + Donkey = Zonkey!

I was talking w/ my mom the other day and she was telling me that she had seen a Zonkey.  This didn’t register at first w/ me so I had to ask her to clarify what exactly a donkey was.  Apparently a Zonkey is a cross between a Zebra and a Donkey.  Okay…

The first thing that popped in my head was the mythical creature from Napoleon Dynamite called a Liger, which was a cross between a Lion and a Tiger.  I have actually heard rumors where that cross-breed had actually been done, haven’t actually seen one in person though. 

Still not quite sure what this “Zonkey” creature would look like I had asked for some photo verification.  Fortunately today my cousin emailed those over to me.  I am not going to give out the exact geographical location as to where this animal is but will say that it is in Arkansas.  Here are the photos if you are interested…

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Meet Dwight David Honeycutt

This political spoof video of Dwight David Honeycutt, Conway, Arkansas school board candidate, has been circulating around for a little while now.  It’s absolutely hilarious!  I debated as to whether or not I should post it to my blog or not because it has some bad language, but I decided this morning to go ahead and archive it on The Cotton Club because it’s just that funny! 

Be forewarned though, Dwight has a potty mouth on him and drops the “F” bomb a few times in this 5 minute video, so you might want to shut the door to your office before you watch it.  You have been warned.  Oh, in case you are wondering, yes, Dwight is on Facebook!  Be sure to become a fan…